I had a Girlfriend who was so
stupid
that....... * She called me to get
my phone
number. * She spent 20 minutes
looking at the orange juice bottle because it
said
"concentrate." *She tried to
drown a fish. *she got locked
in a grocery store and
starved to death. *She tripped over a cordless phone. *She
took a ruler to bed to see how
long
She slept. *She studied for a
blood test. *She thought Meow
Mix was a CD for cats. *when She heard that 90%
of all crimes
happend around the home, she
moved. *when She missed the
44 bus, she took
the 22 bus twice instead. *She went to the airport and saw a
sign
that said "Airport Left" She
turned
around and went home.....
*One day, She came and Told me that She
was Hit By a Parked car.. My
Dear sweet loving friends,
Should I keep the mumu girl?
one day they were three(3) pastors, they came together and said:"let us tell each other about our problems". They agree; pastor 1: my problem is that i eat all the church offering and tithes. Pastor 2 and 3: why will you do that to Gods money that is evil: pastor 1: am sorry i just can't stop like that. Pastor 2: my case is more than that my pastors, i sleep with almost all my ladies in the church. Pastor 1&2: that more evil. Pastor 3: my case is more that yours all. I gossip all what i hear am going to tell all what we have done here. The pastors began to beg. Pls dont tell.
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