romance in maths

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman =
romance
Smart man + dumb woman =
affair Dumb man + smart woman =
marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman =
pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee =
production
Dumb boss + smart employee =
promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item
he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2
item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS &
STATISTICS
A woman worries about the
future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about
the future until he gets a wife. A
successful man is one who
makes more money than his
wife can spend.
A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS To be happy with a
man, you
must understand him a lot and
love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you
must love her a lot and not try
to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than
single men do, but married men
are a lot more
willing to die. PROPENSITY TO
CHANGE
A woman marries a man
expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman
expecting that she won't
change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after
that
is the beginning of a new
argument.