Sex without protection is like
magic...A baby appears and the
father
disappears... True or False
Thursday, 13 September 2012
JOKE,
JOKES JOKES JOKES
BUORO: Hi Babe, Your symetric
Appearance can instigate
indecency in
a Decent Mascular
Homosapienal, Can we Roll???" . . . . . . .
NKECHI: Buoro, Both your
Mouth & the Stick between
your tighs are talking,
Which one should i listen to
Now??? BUORO: (Ashamed) OMG!!!,
Didnt Notice
that, Im sorry, I didnt mean to
embarass You NKECHI:Okay, i
have accept your proposal,
But...No SEX because i want to keep my body for my
future
husband" .
BUORO: No problem but dont
ask for
money too because I want to save it
for my future WIFE.
BUORO: Hi Babe, Your symetric
Appearance can instigate
indecency in
a Decent Mascular
Homosapienal, Can we Roll???" . . . . . . .
NKECHI: Buoro, Both your
Mouth & the Stick between
your tighs are talking,
Which one should i listen to
Now??? BUORO: (Ashamed) OMG!!!,
Didnt Notice
that, Im sorry, I didnt mean to
embarass You NKECHI:Okay, i
have accept your proposal,
But...No SEX because i want to keep my body for my
future
husband" .
BUORO: No problem but dont
ask for
money too because I want to save it
for my future WIFE.
Wednesday, 12 September 2012
RED
BREAK THE NEWS IN MY AREA
(RED THINGS RUMOUR) Tor this
is getting serious o. ~ 25 people
wearing red turned to
chicken in Jos today. ~ 15 women on thier periods lost
thier
genitals. ~ 2 red roofed have
disappeared. ~ Airtel office has
turned to a canteen ~ 50 red
cars have turned to bicycles Oya ma people, wetin happen
for una
area unto red thingz na?
(RED THINGS RUMOUR) Tor this
is getting serious o. ~ 25 people
wearing red turned to
chicken in Jos today. ~ 15 women on thier periods lost
thier
genitals. ~ 2 red roofed have
disappeared. ~ Airtel office has
turned to a canteen ~ 50 red
cars have turned to bicycles Oya ma people, wetin happen
for una
area unto red thingz na?
RED
BREAKING NEWS This RED
thing matter na true ooo:O Ma
battery was blinking red and d
next
thing my phone died: i was
wearing a red boxer b4 i could say jack robinson my yansh
turn Red. kwakwawkaw!!!!
thing matter na true ooo:O Ma
battery was blinking red and d
next
thing my phone died: i was
wearing a red boxer b4 i could say jack robinson my yansh
turn Red. kwakwawkaw!!!!
SOME
Some primary children had all
been
photographed, and the teacher
was
trying to persuade them to
each buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think
how nice it will be to look at it
when
you are all grown up and say.
'There's Jennifer, she's a doctor.' Or "There's
Micheal, he's a lawyer' " Then
Little Gorimakpa shouted from
the back of the
class,, "and there's the teacher,
SHE'S DEAD"
been
photographed, and the teacher
was
trying to persuade them to
each buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think
how nice it will be to look at it
when
you are all grown up and say.
'There's Jennifer, she's a doctor.' Or "There's
Micheal, he's a lawyer' " Then
Little Gorimakpa shouted from
the back of the
class,, "and there's the teacher,
SHE'S DEAD"
Two, Five year old
Two five year old boys are
standing at
the toilet to pee. One says,
"Your thing
doesn't have any skin on it!".
"I've been circumcised.", the other
replied.
"What's that mean?" "It means
they cut the skin off the end."
"How old were you when it
was cut off?" "My mom said I was two
days old." "Did it hurt?", the
kid asked inquiringly. "You bet
it hurt, I didn't walk for a
year!"
standing at
the toilet to pee. One says,
"Your thing
doesn't have any skin on it!".
"I've been circumcised.", the other
replied.
"What's that mean?" "It means
they cut the skin off the end."
"How old were you when it
was cut off?" "My mom said I was two
days old." "Did it hurt?", the
kid asked inquiringly. "You bet
it hurt, I didn't walk for a
year!"
NIGERIAN BABES
NIGERIAN BABES AND THIER
SABI SABI
(1). Halima says....Waiter,
please, I like
my SALAD very hot, also, can I
have 2 bottles of SHAWARMA. (2).
Mati Tunrayo says.....Ore mi
give me your PIN let me
call you. (3). Mary tessy says....
I'm so tired; I
just made my hair in Shop-rite today
(4).Eroamaka glory...more
replies......Really?? I
want to spend my summer in
London
this Christmas period. (5). Da Blaze explains.......I just bought
my BlackBerry (BB) but I
haven't
collected the PIN. (6). Mulikat M
Idris
brags......Wen I'm flyin, I always like d
window seat cos I open it for
fresh air.
(7). Chioma ikechukwu says......
I prefer London 2 UK during
winter. (8). Fatima says.......Hmmm, u
can't
even imagine, I just bought a
G-String,
and the thing I like most about
it is the double back pockets
(9). Bukky Olumuyiwa
orders.... Please if you don't
have meat pie, doughnuts or
scotch
egg, just give me snacks. (10). Loreta Nkem Onwuneme
laments.....in
our house eh, we use to have 3
swimming pools, until armed
robbers
stole one.
SABI SABI
(1). Halima says....Waiter,
please, I like
my SALAD very hot, also, can I
have 2 bottles of SHAWARMA. (2).
Mati Tunrayo says.....Ore mi
give me your PIN let me
call you. (3). Mary tessy says....
I'm so tired; I
just made my hair in Shop-rite today
(4).Eroamaka glory...more
replies......Really?? I
want to spend my summer in
London
this Christmas period. (5). Da Blaze explains.......I just bought
my BlackBerry (BB) but I
haven't
collected the PIN. (6). Mulikat M
Idris
brags......Wen I'm flyin, I always like d
window seat cos I open it for
fresh air.
(7). Chioma ikechukwu says......
I prefer London 2 UK during
winter. (8). Fatima says.......Hmmm, u
can't
even imagine, I just bought a
G-String,
and the thing I like most about
it is the double back pockets
(9). Bukky Olumuyiwa
orders.... Please if you don't
have meat pie, doughnuts or
scotch
egg, just give me snacks. (10). Loreta Nkem Onwuneme
laments.....in
our house eh, we use to have 3
swimming pools, until armed
robbers
stole one.
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9ja
Na 9ja you fit win Aeroplane
by loading
200 Naira Mtn Card, very soon
etisalat
go say recharge200 and win
country Na 9ja you go see fish inside Meatpie.. Na 4 9ja native
doctor dey #laugh
(hahaha)com detect ur problem
Na 4 9ja Blackbery dey show
3G but no
network.. Na 4 9ja we dey count money wey we
withdraw for atm. Na 4 9ja
Pharmacy dey sell
coke,Recharge Card,chin
chin,and beer!
I luv 9ja! Na 4 9ja we dey suffer still we dey
smile......
Naija 4 life I love my country.
GOD BLESS NIGERIA AND NO
WHERE ELSE......
by loading
200 Naira Mtn Card, very soon
etisalat
go say recharge200 and win
country Na 9ja you go see fish inside Meatpie.. Na 4 9ja native
doctor dey #laugh
(hahaha)com detect ur problem
Na 4 9ja Blackbery dey show
3G but no
network.. Na 4 9ja we dey count money wey we
withdraw for atm. Na 4 9ja
Pharmacy dey sell
coke,Recharge Card,chin
chin,and beer!
I luv 9ja! Na 4 9ja we dey suffer still we dey
smile......
Naija 4 life I love my country.
GOD BLESS NIGERIA AND NO
WHERE ELSE......
äföwòfä
áfówófá is when u see a
good girl 2marry but u
ignored her & fell for long
brazilian hair & tyt
jeggings girl.. GOD help u..ur
dinner would be indomie. No say i no warn u o
good girl 2marry but u
ignored her & fell for long
brazilian hair & tyt
jeggings girl.. GOD help u..ur
dinner would be indomie. No say i no warn u o
åföwöfä
áfówófá is when u see a
good girl 2marry but u
ignored her & fell for long
brazilian hair & tyt
jeggings girl.. GOD help u..ur
dinner would be indomie. No say i no warn u o
good girl 2marry but u
ignored her & fell for long
brazilian hair & tyt
jeggings girl.. GOD help u..ur
dinner would be indomie. No say i no warn u o
when
LOL Trouble is:
When the person
interviewing you at your
new job is the same guy you
insulted in traffic.
You go apologise tire.:O When you tell your friend
"your mama!!!" and turn
around and see his or her
mum staring at you.
Meeehn, u go collect plenty
slap.:D When you're up against Lionel Messi in your debut
game as a Defender.
E go beta say u collect red
card =D When Mosquito lands
on
your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare
hands.
You must provide d proof
ohh, or else...:]xx When
Patience
Ebele is your English Teacher
before WAEC. Na A1 u go get,
no
worry.X_X When Victor Valdes
wins
Goal Keeper of the Year. Abeg eeee 8-| When you
update
"salary things" on facebook
and
your landlord comments "on
point""""" U go travel go villa by
force.=)) When you're in a bus
and you throw away #500
note
instead of gala wrapper.
Ol'boy, E don red be dat! : '( When
ur dad works at
NEPA and they take light
and you shout God punish
NEPA.......and he's there
with u. Na ur mama go start to pay ur
school fees.:p When u dey on
top
okada
and the okada man dey ping...
Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.:s When you
finish eating in
an eatery and u find out ur
wallet fell out in a taxi... Start
to prepare ur
grammar.=D When Usain Bolt chases u
with a Cutlass...
Ol'boy, just stop beg am.=))
When
u give beggar #5000 note
instead of #50. Generosity go change
mind.=DºнaĦaнaº°˚˚.
When the person
interviewing you at your
new job is the same guy you
insulted in traffic.
You go apologise tire.:O When you tell your friend
"your mama!!!" and turn
around and see his or her
mum staring at you.
Meeehn, u go collect plenty
slap.:D When you're up against Lionel Messi in your debut
game as a Defender.
E go beta say u collect red
card =D When Mosquito lands
on
your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare
hands.
You must provide d proof
ohh, or else...:]xx When
Patience
Ebele is your English Teacher
before WAEC. Na A1 u go get,
no
worry.X_X When Victor Valdes
wins
Goal Keeper of the Year. Abeg eeee 8-| When you
update
"salary things" on facebook
and
your landlord comments "on
point""""" U go travel go villa by
force.=)) When you're in a bus
and you throw away #500
note
instead of gala wrapper.
Ol'boy, E don red be dat! : '( When
ur dad works at
NEPA and they take light
and you shout God punish
NEPA.......and he's there
with u. Na ur mama go start to pay ur
school fees.:p When u dey on
top
okada
and the okada man dey ping...
Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.:s When you
finish eating in
an eatery and u find out ur
wallet fell out in a taxi... Start
to prepare ur
grammar.=D When Usain Bolt chases u
with a Cutlass...
Ol'boy, just stop beg am.=))
When
u give beggar #5000 note
instead of #50. Generosity go change
mind.=DºнaĦaнaº°˚˚.
polinus
Polinus, who was a houseboy
thought to himself; Imagine,
Apa
the new houseboy stays at
home, while i now go to
madam's shop. Every evening when i
return from the shop, Apa
usually enters madam's room,
banging
the walls, moaning and comes
out sweating. I'm not having it o.
I'm
older and more handsome than
Apa. So if anybody should be
chopping Madam's toto it has
to be me. The next morning, Polinus told
madam he doesn't want to go
to
the shop, that he wants to stay
at home and do the chores.
Madam said; okay, no problem. An hour later, Madam was
lying on
the bed in her room, flipping
through a magazine. She called
Polinus, He came and she said;
Go and bring your equipments and
get started. Polinus leapt for
joy, rushed out to shower,
shaved,
got two packs of condom, a
lube and then returned to the room
and said; Madam, i'm ready.
Madam said; Now, clean this
room
and wash the toilet and
bathroom.
thought to himself; Imagine,
Apa
the new houseboy stays at
home, while i now go to
madam's shop. Every evening when i
return from the shop, Apa
usually enters madam's room,
banging
the walls, moaning and comes
out sweating. I'm not having it o.
I'm
older and more handsome than
Apa. So if anybody should be
chopping Madam's toto it has
to be me. The next morning, Polinus told
madam he doesn't want to go
to
the shop, that he wants to stay
at home and do the chores.
Madam said; okay, no problem. An hour later, Madam was
lying on
the bed in her room, flipping
through a magazine. She called
Polinus, He came and she said;
Go and bring your equipments and
get started. Polinus leapt for
joy, rushed out to shower,
shaved,
got two packs of condom, a
lube and then returned to the room
and said; Madam, i'm ready.
Madam said; Now, clean this
room
and wash the toilet and
bathroom.
EMU
Emu who was a houseboy
usually
sneaks into his Oga's room,
drinks
his wine and adds water to top it
up. One day his Oga bought a
new
wine called pasties, it was a
french wine that changes
colour if water is added onto it. Emu
unaware of this, sneaks into
his
Oga's room, drank the new
wine
and added water on it. Immediately it started
changing
colour. EMU: I am in trouble, big
trouble. He ran to the kitchen.
Meanwhile, oga and madam
were sitted in the parlour, while Emu
was in the kitchen. OGA: Emu
EMU: Oga OGA: who drank my
pasties?. No answer! OGA: Emu,
who drank my pasties?. No
answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Emu there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?.
Why when i call, you say "Oga"
but when i ask you a question
you don't answer me. EMU: Oga
when you are in the kitchen you don't understand
anything, except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to
the
parlour, stand beside madam
and ask me a question while i stand
here. Emu went and did what
oga said. EMU: Ogaaaaaa OGA:
Yes Emu EMU: Who goes into
the maid's
bedroom when madam is not at
home?. No answer. EMU:
Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear
me, i say who dey sneak enter
the house girl room when
madam no dey house. No answer. Oga
runs out of the
kitchen. OGA: Wonders shall
never end.
Emu, it is true o, when one is in
the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a
lie. EMU: Madam, do you want
to be
tested?. MADAM: Yes EMU: Oya
enter the kitchen She enters. EMU: Madam MADAM: Yes Emu
EMU: Who is Junior's biological
Father?. Me or Oga Madam
rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to
be fumigated o, i can't understand
anything at all.
usually
sneaks into his Oga's room,
drinks
his wine and adds water to top it
up. One day his Oga bought a
new
wine called pasties, it was a
french wine that changes
colour if water is added onto it. Emu
unaware of this, sneaks into
his
Oga's room, drank the new
wine
and added water on it. Immediately it started
changing
colour. EMU: I am in trouble, big
trouble. He ran to the kitchen.
Meanwhile, oga and madam
were sitted in the parlour, while Emu
was in the kitchen. OGA: Emu
EMU: Oga OGA: who drank my
pasties?. No answer! OGA: Emu,
who drank my pasties?. No
answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Emu there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?.
Why when i call, you say "Oga"
but when i ask you a question
you don't answer me. EMU: Oga
when you are in the kitchen you don't understand
anything, except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to
the
parlour, stand beside madam
and ask me a question while i stand
here. Emu went and did what
oga said. EMU: Ogaaaaaa OGA:
Yes Emu EMU: Who goes into
the maid's
bedroom when madam is not at
home?. No answer. EMU:
Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear
me, i say who dey sneak enter
the house girl room when
madam no dey house. No answer. Oga
runs out of the
kitchen. OGA: Wonders shall
never end.
Emu, it is true o, when one is in
the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a
lie. EMU: Madam, do you want
to be
tested?. MADAM: Yes EMU: Oya
enter the kitchen She enters. EMU: Madam MADAM: Yes Emu
EMU: Who is Junior's biological
Father?. Me or Oga Madam
rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to
be fumigated o, i can't understand
anything at all.
a man forget
A man forgets to zip up his
trouser, so a lady says to him
"Sir you left your Garage open"
The man gave her a naughty
smile as he zips up and asks
"Did you see my Black Jeep parked
inside?" The lady smile back
and
said no " I just saw a keke
Napep with two flat tyres"
Lolz
trouser, so a lady says to him
"Sir you left your Garage open"
The man gave her a naughty
smile as he zips up and asks
"Did you see my Black Jeep parked
inside?" The lady smile back
and
said no " I just saw a keke
Napep with two flat tyres"
Lolz
a man was starved of sex
A man was starved of sex bcos
his wife had put 2 bed thru CS.
One day, the wife said Eeyaa,
my
Love, I know how u must be
feeling bcos of my condition; abeg
take this #2000 and look for
someone and satisfy urself. Tha
husband collected the money
and
left, but returned after 30 mins. The wife said, Haba! So soon?
and
he answered, I no go far, I just
enter this our neighbour house!
And the wife asked, I hope she
no collect money? The man said
she
collected, and the wife said,
Abi
she dey craze ni? Abeg hold
this pickin for me, make i go meet-
am;
d time wey she born pickin
new, I help her husband free,
why she
go collect money from u?
his wife had put 2 bed thru CS.
One day, the wife said Eeyaa,
my
Love, I know how u must be
feeling bcos of my condition; abeg
take this #2000 and look for
someone and satisfy urself. Tha
husband collected the money
and
left, but returned after 30 mins. The wife said, Haba! So soon?
and
he answered, I no go far, I just
enter this our neighbour house!
And the wife asked, I hope she
no collect money? The man said
she
collected, and the wife said,
Abi
she dey craze ni? Abeg hold
this pickin for me, make i go meet-
am;
d time wey she born pickin
new, I help her husband free,
why she
go collect money from u?
a man forget
A man forgets to zip up his
trouser, so a lady says to him
"Sir you left your Garage open"
The man gave her a naughty
smile as he zips up and asks
"Did you see my Black Jeep parked
inside?" The lady smile back
and
said no " I just saw a keke
Napep with two flat tyres"
Lolz
trouser, so a lady says to him
"Sir you left your Garage open"
The man gave her a naughty
smile as he zips up and asks
"Did you see my Black Jeep parked
inside?" The lady smile back
and
said no " I just saw a keke
Napep with two flat tyres"
Lolz
aliyu
oga was with his wife wen he
rememberd he was late for an
appointment with his
girlfriend,
knowing that his driver knew
his galfwends house, believing his
driver
to be a codded man he sent his
driver to his girlfwend in a
manner that his
wife wont understand the event went
thus
oga : aaliyu go to that CHIEFS
house and
tell HIM to wait for me at the
hotel aaliyu : oga that CHIEF wen we
go meet yesterday ?
oga : yes yes yes u are a smart
guy pls
hurry up so that yoo dont HIM
twenty minutes later the driver
returned
oga : did yhu see HIM ? alliyu:
yes o oga i see am o, him be
dey
make up but him say if him plate him
hair finish him go the hotel
both the
man and his wife fainted.
rememberd he was late for an
appointment with his
girlfriend,
knowing that his driver knew
his galfwends house, believing his
driver
to be a codded man he sent his
driver to his girlfwend in a
manner that his
wife wont understand the event went
thus
oga : aaliyu go to that CHIEFS
house and
tell HIM to wait for me at the
hotel aaliyu : oga that CHIEF wen we
go meet yesterday ?
oga : yes yes yes u are a smart
guy pls
hurry up so that yoo dont HIM
twenty minutes later the driver
returned
oga : did yhu see HIM ? alliyu:
yes o oga i see am o, him be
dey
make up but him say if him plate him
hair finish him go the hotel
both the
man and his wife fainted.
WEALTH is when you buy a
first
class
return ticket to the UK just to
pick a
dress.(EGO!) TROUBLE is slapping a
soldier in front of a barrack.
(YOU DON
DIE) FAITH is using the last
money
on you to buy a wallet(U GO
WAKA
TIRE) IRONY is a chairman of an
okada association driving an
hummer jeep
(OGUN OWO) WISDOM is marrying
your
landlord's daughter(NO RENT
DUES
AGAIN)
STUPIDITY is driving six cars in a rented apartment(WHEN
LANDLORD
PURSUE YOU, YOU GO SLEEP
INSIDE
CAR)
FOOLISHNESS is taking a N3000 cab
to
watch a movie of N
1000(GWAGWALADA TO
SILVERBIRD)
Love is buying a suya, eating the
onions while your girlfriend
eats
the suya(ODE AYE RAYE)
DREAM is Arsenal winning the
champions league these season.
first
class
return ticket to the UK just to
pick a
dress.(EGO!) TROUBLE is slapping a
soldier in front of a barrack.
(YOU DON
DIE) FAITH is using the last
money
on you to buy a wallet(U GO
WAKA
TIRE) IRONY is a chairman of an
okada association driving an
hummer jeep
(OGUN OWO) WISDOM is marrying
your
landlord's daughter(NO RENT
DUES
AGAIN)
STUPIDITY is driving six cars in a rented apartment(WHEN
LANDLORD
PURSUE YOU, YOU GO SLEEP
INSIDE
CAR)
FOOLISHNESS is taking a N3000 cab
to
watch a movie of N
1000(GWAGWALADA TO
SILVERBIRD)
Love is buying a suya, eating the
onions while your girlfriend
eats
the suya(ODE AYE RAYE)
DREAM is Arsenal winning the
champions league these season.
d most foolish
Who is d most foolish among
dis
3 men? A Hausa man who
watered his farm garden in d
rain.
An Igbo man who saw ripe mango & climb d tree to
confirm then come down and
used stone
2 pluck it, and a Yoruba man
saw
something dat looked like shit, he
touch with his finger & tested
it
and said "mmmh" Na shit Ooo
thank God I no match am! Pls I
nid answers,=))º°˚˚ ˚°ºнaĦaнaº °˚˚˚° º=))
dis
3 men? A Hausa man who
watered his farm garden in d
rain.
An Igbo man who saw ripe mango & climb d tree to
confirm then come down and
used stone
2 pluck it, and a Yoruba man
saw
something dat looked like shit, he
touch with his finger & tested
it
and said "mmmh" Na shit Ooo
thank God I no match am! Pls I
nid answers,=))º°˚˚ ˚°ºнaĦaнaº °˚˚˚° º=))
3 laugh
Three Laughs:
No1
A man was so jealous of his
newly
born baby that he put poison
on the wife's nipples while she
was
asleep. The next day, their
driver died of
poisoning. No2
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying
of
AIDS.
His son asked Dad why?
He answered, so that when I
am dead, no one will sleep with your
mum. No3
A lady lost three panties in her
house and blamed her maid in
front of the husband.
Maid said sir you are my witness
you know I never wear
panties.
No1
A man was so jealous of his
newly
born baby that he put poison
on the wife's nipples while she
was
asleep. The next day, their
driver died of
poisoning. No2
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying
of
AIDS.
His son asked Dad why?
He answered, so that when I
am dead, no one will sleep with your
mum. No3
A lady lost three panties in her
house and blamed her maid in
front of the husband.
Maid said sir you are my witness
you know I never wear
panties.
JOKE
An Hausa man was arrested in
Lagos by a group of Lastma
officials for driving on the BRT
Lane. His car was fined N5,000.
Upon all the begging and pleadings, the LASTMA officials
refused to release the car. The
Hausa man asked; Okay, may i
know where you are
towingmy
car to?. One of the LASTMA officials replied;we are taking
it to Alausa. Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha.....The
Hausa man laughed. All the
LASTMA officials were
surprised and paid attention to him,
wanting to know why he was
laughing. Immediately, the
Hausa man brought out his
phone and
started speaking; "Abu Qaqa Ina
Kwana!" (Good morning in
Hausa). 'No sir!'"Not less than
30minutes before it will
explode!.
The car has been arrested....." "Only 20 out of those new
bombs are inside the car.""They
are taking the car to the
targeted destination, "Alausa".
I'm coming back to Sokoto
alive now. "Thank You Sir". Greet
other faithfuls for me. He said
and rounded off his imaginary
call. He looked around, no
LASTMA officials was in sight.
He entered his car and speed off,
saying; shege, dan burouba
shege.
Lol
Lagos by a group of Lastma
officials for driving on the BRT
Lane. His car was fined N5,000.
Upon all the begging and pleadings, the LASTMA officials
refused to release the car. The
Hausa man asked; Okay, may i
know where you are
towingmy
car to?. One of the LASTMA officials replied;we are taking
it to Alausa. Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha.....The
Hausa man laughed. All the
LASTMA officials were
surprised and paid attention to him,
wanting to know why he was
laughing. Immediately, the
Hausa man brought out his
phone and
started speaking; "Abu Qaqa Ina
Kwana!" (Good morning in
Hausa). 'No sir!'"Not less than
30minutes before it will
explode!.
The car has been arrested....." "Only 20 out of those new
bombs are inside the car.""They
are taking the car to the
targeted destination, "Alausa".
I'm coming back to Sokoto
alive now. "Thank You Sir". Greet
other faithfuls for me. He said
and rounded off his imaginary
call. He looked around, no
LASTMA officials was in sight.
He entered his car and speed off,
saying; shege, dan burouba
shege.
Lol
Why
Son: Why is making love so
enjoyable?
Father: It is just like the
sensation when you are
digging
your nose with your finger!! Son: Why do women enjoy
more
sex than men?
Father: It's because when you
dig your nose, your nose feels
more comfort than your finger. Son: Why do women
hate it
when they get raped?
Father: It is like when you are
walking down the street,
someone else come over and digs your nose, do you like it?
Son: Why is it that women
cant
have sex when they are
having
their periods? Father: If your nose is bleeding,
do you still dig it?! Son: Why is
it that men dont
like to wear condoms when
they are making love?
Father: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your
finger?! Son: Why is making
love carried
out in private?
Father: Will you dig your nose
infront of your class?! Idiot!
enjoyable?
Father: It is just like the
sensation when you are
digging
your nose with your finger!! Son: Why do women enjoy
more
sex than men?
Father: It's because when you
dig your nose, your nose feels
more comfort than your finger. Son: Why do women
hate it
when they get raped?
Father: It is like when you are
walking down the street,
someone else come over and digs your nose, do you like it?
Son: Why is it that women
cant
have sex when they are
having
their periods? Father: If your nose is bleeding,
do you still dig it?! Son: Why is
it that men dont
like to wear condoms when
they are making love?
Father: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your
finger?! Son: Why is making
love carried
out in private?
Father: Will you dig your nose
infront of your class?! Idiot!
Daddy car
his Daddy's car
passing the play
ground and go into
the woods. Curious,
he follows the car
and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a
"Passionate
Embrace."
Akpos finds
this so exciting and
can barely contain himself as he runs
home and starts to
tell his mother
excitedly.
"MOMMY, MOMMY, I
WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND
DADDY AND.."
Mommy tells him to
slow down. She
wants to hear the
story. So Akpos tells her. "I was at the
playground and I
saw Daddy's car go
into the woods
with Aunt Jane. I went back
to look and he was giving
Aunt Jane a big
kiss, then he
helped her take
off her shirt, then Aunt Jane
helped Daddy take his
pants off, then
Aunt Jane laid
down on the seat,
then Daddy.." At this point,
Mommy cut him off and said, "Akpos'',
this is such an
interesting story,
suppose you save the rest of it
for
supper time. I want to see the look on
Daddy's face when
you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy
asks
Akpos to tell his story. Akpos
starts his story,
describing the car
into the woods, the
undressing,
laying down on the seat, and....."then
Daddy and Aunt
Jane did that same
thing Mommy and Uncle Ebuka
used
to do when Daddy was in the army."
passing the play
ground and go into
the woods. Curious,
he follows the car
and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a
"Passionate
Embrace."
Akpos finds
this so exciting and
can barely contain himself as he runs
home and starts to
tell his mother
excitedly.
"MOMMY, MOMMY, I
WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND
DADDY AND.."
Mommy tells him to
slow down. She
wants to hear the
story. So Akpos tells her. "I was at the
playground and I
saw Daddy's car go
into the woods
with Aunt Jane. I went back
to look and he was giving
Aunt Jane a big
kiss, then he
helped her take
off her shirt, then Aunt Jane
helped Daddy take his
pants off, then
Aunt Jane laid
down on the seat,
then Daddy.." At this point,
Mommy cut him off and said, "Akpos'',
this is such an
interesting story,
suppose you save the rest of it
for
supper time. I want to see the look on
Daddy's face when
you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy
asks
Akpos to tell his story. Akpos
starts his story,
describing the car
into the woods, the
undressing,
laying down on the seat, and....."then
Daddy and Aunt
Jane did that same
thing Mommy and Uncle Ebuka
used
to do when Daddy was in the army."
let us pray
Please Bow and let's say Our BB
prayers together Dis
morning .Our TOURS has been
committed unto the hand of
God.
We are too BOLD to be CURVED by
a STORM. Even if d devil
throws a JAVELIN at us, it
won't TORCH us.
Amen. ♥̨♥̨♥̨♥̨♥̨♥̨
Ħv ά Ɓêάů†ĩƒůƖ ϑάў ĞOD ϐłêšš Ƴöů
laugh don make me polute d
air
prayers together Dis
morning .Our TOURS has been
committed unto the hand of
God.
We are too BOLD to be CURVED by
a STORM. Even if d devil
throws a JAVELIN at us, it
won't TORCH us.
Amen. ♥̨♥̨♥̨♥̨♥̨♥̨
Ħv ά Ɓêάů†ĩƒůƖ ϑάў ĞOD ϐłêšš Ƴöů
laugh don make me polute d
air
cycle of fear
CIRCLE OF FEAR. Cockroach is
Afraid of a
Rat.
Rat is Afraid of a Cat.
Cat is Afraid of a Dog.
Dog is Afraid of Man. Man is Afraid of Woman. And
Woman is Afraid of Cockroach.
GOD IS WONDERFULL. MAKE
UNA NO JUDGE ME O!
Afraid of a
Rat.
Rat is Afraid of a Cat.
Cat is Afraid of a Dog.
Dog is Afraid of Man. Man is Afraid of Woman. And
Woman is Afraid of Cockroach.
GOD IS WONDERFULL. MAKE
UNA NO JUDGE ME O!
Friday, 7 September 2012
woman
A white woman reported her
husband to the police,that he
only makes luv to her in the
anus.When the police askd the
husband, he said he's diabetic
nd the vagina is just too sweet.
husband to the police,that he
only makes luv to her in the
anus.When the police askd the
husband, he said he's diabetic
nd the vagina is just too sweet.
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