WEALTH is when you buy a
first
class
return ticket to the UK just to
pick a
dress.(EGO!) TROUBLE is slapping a
soldier in front of a barrack.
(YOU DON
DIE) FAITH is using the last
money
on you to buy a wallet(U GO
WAKA
TIRE) IRONY is a chairman of an
okada association driving an
hummer jeep
(OGUN OWO) WISDOM is marrying
your
landlord's daughter(NO RENT
DUES
AGAIN)
STUPIDITY is driving six cars in a rented apartment(WHEN
LANDLORD
PURSUE YOU, YOU GO SLEEP
INSIDE
CAR)
FOOLISHNESS is taking a N3000 cab
to
watch a movie of N
1000(GWAGWALADA TO
SILVERBIRD)
Love is buying a suya, eating the
onions while your girlfriend
eats
the suya(ODE AYE RAYE)
DREAM is Arsenal winning the
champions league these season.