EMU

Emu who was a houseboy
usually
sneaks into his Oga's room,
drinks
his wine and adds water to top it
up. One day his Oga bought a
new
wine called pasties, it was a
french wine that changes
colour if water is added onto it. Emu
unaware of this, sneaks into
his
Oga's room, drank the new
wine
and added water on it. Immediately it started
changing
colour. EMU: I am in trouble, big
trouble. He ran to the kitchen.
Meanwhile, oga and madam
were sitted in the parlour, while Emu
was in the kitchen. OGA: Emu
EMU: Oga OGA: who drank my
pasties?. No answer! OGA: Emu,
who drank my pasties?. No
answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Emu there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?.
Why when i call, you say "Oga"
but when i ask you a question
you don't answer me. EMU: Oga
when you are in the kitchen you don't understand
anything, except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to
the
parlour, stand beside madam
and ask me a question while i stand
here. Emu went and did what
oga said. EMU: Ogaaaaaa OGA:
Yes Emu EMU: Who goes into
the maid's
bedroom when madam is not at
home?. No answer. EMU:
Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear
me, i say who dey sneak enter
the house girl room when
madam no dey house. No answer. Oga
runs out of the
kitchen. OGA: Wonders shall
never end.
Emu, it is true o, when one is in
the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a
lie. EMU: Madam, do you want
to be
tested?. MADAM: Yes EMU: Oya
enter the kitchen She enters. EMU: Madam MADAM: Yes Emu
EMU: Who is Junior's biological
Father?. Me or Oga Madam
rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to
be fumigated o, i can't understand
anything at all.