when

LOL Trouble is:
When the person
interviewing you at your
new job is the same guy you
insulted in traffic.
You go apologise tire.:O When you tell your friend
"your mama!!!" and turn
around and see his or her
mum staring at you.
Meeehn, u go collect plenty
slap.:D When you're up against Lionel Messi in your debut
game as a Defender.
E go beta say u collect red
card =D When Mosquito lands
on
your father's bald head and u try to kill it with your bare
hands.
You must provide d proof
ohh, or else...:]xx When
Patience
Ebele is your English Teacher
before WAEC. Na A1 u go get,
no
worry.X_X When Victor Valdes
wins
Goal Keeper of the Year. Abeg eeee 8-| When you
update
"salary things" on facebook
and
your landlord comments "on
point""""" U go travel go villa by
force.=)) When you're in a bus
and you throw away #500
note
instead of gala wrapper.
Ol'boy, E don red be dat! : '( When
ur dad works at
NEPA and they take light
and you shout God punish
NEPA.......and he's there
with u. Na ur mama go start to pay ur
school fees.:p When u dey on
top
okada
and the okada man dey ping...
Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.:s When you
finish eating in
an eatery and u find out ur
wallet fell out in a taxi... Start
to prepare ur
grammar.=D When Usain Bolt chases u
with a Cutlass...
Ol'boy, just stop beg am.=))
When
u give beggar #5000 note
instead of #50. Generosity go change
mind.=DºнaĦaнaº°˚˚.