JOKE

An Hausa man was arrested in
Lagos by a group of Lastma
officials for driving on the BRT
Lane. His car was fined N5,000.
Upon all the begging and pleadings, the LASTMA officials
refused to release the car. The
Hausa man asked; Okay, may i
know where you are
towingmy
car to?. One of the LASTMA officials replied;we are taking
it to Alausa. Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha.....The
Hausa man laughed. All the
LASTMA officials were
surprised and paid attention to him,
wanting to know why he was
laughing. Immediately, the
Hausa man brought out his
phone and
started speaking; "Abu Qaqa Ina
Kwana!" (Good morning in
Hausa). 'No sir!'"Not less than
30minutes before it will
explode!.
The car has been arrested....." "Only 20 out of those new
bombs are inside the car.""They
are taking the car to the
targeted destination, "Alausa".
I'm coming back to Sokoto
alive now. "Thank You Sir". Greet
other faithfuls for me. He said
and rounded off his imaginary
call. He looked around, no
LASTMA officials was in sight.
He entered his car and speed off,
saying; shege, dan burouba
shege.
Lol