ramadan jokes

Ramadan Jokes:
Mr Akpors David & Mr Ambali
Micheal
were lost in the Sahara desert.
They
were dying of thirst and hunger when
they saw a mosque. Mr Akpors
David
said: "Let's pretend we are
Muslims, otherwise we'll not
get any food or drink. I'm going to call myself
'Ahmed'
". Mr Ambali Micheal refused to
change
his name and said: "I will not
pretend to be other than but what I am!"
The
Imam of the mosque received
both well and asked about
their names; Mr
Akpors David said: "My name is Ahmed" Mr Ambali Micheal
said: "My
name is Micheal" The Imam
turned to
his followers and said: "Please
bring food and water for Micheal
only" and then he turned to Mr
Akpors David
(Ahmed) and said 'RAMADAN
MUBARAK BROTHER' "